Archives for the Month of September, 2009

O/M/NEWSLETTER/AUTUMN

CONFIRMED DATES // autumn 2009

1 OCTOBER // OFF MODERN //
WITH LIVE SETS FROM LOVVERS, IS TROPICAL AND THE DISSOLUTES PLUS DJ SETS FROM CRISPIN DIOR AND OFF MODERN’S RESIDENT DUO TOMFOOLERY AND NASTY MCQUAID // CORSICA STUDIOS > > >

2 OCTOBER // OFF MODERN DJ SET //
LUCKY .PDF WAREHOUSE PARTY // BUSSEY BUILDING > > >

13 OCTOBER // OFF MODERN DJ SET //
REELY AND TRULY // NOTTING HILL ARTS CLUB > > >

18 OCTOBER // OFF MODERN PRESENTS SIC ALPS //
WITH SUPPORT FROM COLD PUMAS AND DEEP SHIT // MORE TBA // BARDEN’S BOUDOIR > > >

24 OCTOBER // TEMPLE OF THE SUN //
WITH TIPPA IRIE, ACTRESS, SBTRKT, LIXO, NASTY MCQUAID // THE REST IS NOISE > > >

5 NOVEMBER // OFF MODERN //
WITH DEAD KIDS, GAGGLE, INVASION // ART TBA // CORSICA STUDIOS > > >

CIVILIZATIONALLY WE DO NOT DIG HOLES TO BURY OURSELVES

Self Portraits of Dr. Fakhouri on his only trip outside of Lebanon in 1958/59 to Rome and Paris. Photographs were found in a brown envelope after his death titled ‘Civilisationally We Do Not Dig Holes To Bury Ourselves’ and were donated to The Atlas Group, who are engaged in a long term project to document the history of Lebanon.

OM FILM MONTHLY: BRITISH FILM

On British Film

By Digby Warde-Aldam

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It was Francois Truffaut, I believe, who once said that the English could not make films. Before I launch into my heroically unoriginal, whingeing diatribe, I must affirm that this is as ludicrous a claim as saying that Germans can’t rock (they can), or Syrians don’t use A4 paper (not so sure of this, but you get the point). However, to refine the statement somewhat, there is something sadly one dimensional about British film-making.

I can’t, off the top of my head, think of another major film-producing country with so narrow a spectrum of cinematic styles. Generally speaking, British films tend to fall into three categories (and I’m not counting the running, nay, collapsing asphyxiated joke that is the costume drama); heartwarming romantic comedies, which, with what I am loathe to call ‘typical British reserve’, rarely risk the volume of vulgarity which either makes or breaks a similar Hollywood flick. Then there is the kind of film we used to be revered, rather than shunned for making, namely the “gritty” (those commas must now be added by law) work of social realism, which stretches from the kitchen sink school of the late 50s to the gruesome (and in my mind, rather tedious) likes of Paul Andrew Williams’ London to Brighton.

Somewhere in between these categories lies the Underdog film- from The Italian Job to Billy Elliot and beyond, it has ooh-erred and Bob’s-yer-uncle’d its way into characterizing our national cinema. I’m pretty sure that the skewed image of Brits as incompetent charmers with bad teeth can be attributed more than anything to these nauseatingly predictable movies. All three categories do, of course, contain within their ranks a number of films that are perfectly watchable. The trouble is, though, that they are paragons of perfect watchability- mildly humorous, tasteful and completely unmemorable. Last night I struggled for half an hour to remember the title of Hot Fuzz, and still recall nothing of the plot, simply that it was about policemen and it had Simon Pegg in it.

There have, of course, been exceptions. These tend to be Powell and Pressburger productions or the work of directors in thrall to European or American movements. Take, for example, Chris Petit’s wonderful 1979 road movie, Radio On. With its grainy monochrome, pulsing new wave soundtrack and muted dialogue, it has the air of a mid-70s Wim Wenders film. As the credits roll up, it comes as little surprise that Wenders himself produced it. Alas, for those few British reviewers who didn’t completely ignore it, this was a step too far. With an uncomfortably xenophobic ire, Petit was condemned for jumping ship, going over to Johnny foreigner’s camp. While the film doesn’t deviate hugely from Wenders’ style of the period, it succeeds in documenting a culture which, thank god, we have all but lost. The viewer is left with the impression that the England of 1979 was not a nice place to be- the Irish war looms large, psychotic hitchhikers abound, and one can almost smell the stale gut-punch of the Ginsters pasties sold at the rudimentary motorway service stations. Petit, like Godard at his best, gives English parochiality a hint of the dignity which has made the quotidian culture of our North American cousins so iconic. Petit realized the hitherto unimagined notion of the English road movie, and breathed mythology into the second-rate motorway system and damp bedsits which constitute the mise en scene. As a work of art, the film defines its era far more successfully than many of the often melodramatically staged kitchen sink dramas of the previous decade, and thus succeeds by stealing its best moves from abroad. Similarly, Lindsay Anderson’s If and O Lucky Man borrow liberally from the canon of Bunuel and Jean Vigo’s Zero de Conduite, but their incoherent structure and whimsy only add to their overall depiction of Britain in the late 1960s, one defiantly at odds with the platitudinous image of beads, flowers and swinging London that has come to characterize our collective memory of the era. Prior to If, in 1968, it should be noted that the only true counter-cultural masterpiece set in the Britain of the 1960s was Blow Up- a film directed by an Italian.

Depressingly, it’s doubtful whether any studio exec would see fit to fund a project by a latter-day Anderson, Petit, or Michael Powell. Even indie studios won’t risk turning over a loss in the name of great cinema, which only serves to tighten the straps of our current cultural straightjacket. We have failed miserably to move on, and as our industry grapples desperately to recreate the commercial triumphs of ten years ago, we are forced to view our contemporary cinema culture as a parade of smudged facsimiles of Four Weddings and a Funeral, Trainspotting and (aaaaaaargh!!!!!) Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

As is clear, this is indeed a sorry state. However, from the left field, there are what you must forgive me for calling, green shoots appearing. Despite the lamentable state of British mainstream cinema, several art films have emerged over the last couple of years that offer some hope for infiltration into our multiplexes. Offerings from the likes of Steve McQueen and Julian Schnabel have surpassed all possible hopes, doing what all successful art movies should, and forcing the viewer to confront received opinions whilst exploiting the full possibilities of the moving image. It’s a long shot, but if talent of this caliber can succeed in this country, and, of course, continues to do so, there is a very real possibility that at some stage in the not too distant future, we will be able to visualize the beginnings of a new culture of British cinema. For now, however, I can only dream, and congratulate myself that I have never knowingly bought a ticket to a Jason Statham movie…

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Digby is a journalist, student and film fanatic from South London. He writes for his local newspaper, drinks cider and eats chikpea based soups, followed by entire packs of smuggled Russian cigarettes. He will be contributing monthly to this blog. Enjoy.

OFF MODERN RETURNS TO CORSICA STUDIOS

Hello Everyone

The 1st of October sees Off Modern return to Corsica Studios for a new run of exhibitions and club nights, the first of which sees live shows from the likes of Lovvers and Is Tropical.

Lovvers //
http://www.myspace.com/letscommunicate

Is Tropical //
http://www.myspace.com/istropical

The Dissolutes //
http://www.myspace.com/thedissolutesuk

DJs:
Crispin Dior //
http://www.myspace.com/crispindior

+ Off Modern residents:
Nasty McQuaid & Tomfoolery (Tomb Crew)
The exhibition is smaller and more focused this time around, with work from Philip Morris and Suren Seneviratne in the second room.

9pm-3am
FREE before 10pm / Five Pounds After

see the Facebook event//

OFF MODERN is now every first Thursday at Corsica Studios.

Hope to see you there!

THIS IS WHERE YOU LIVE

Jack Cade’s Caves by Ian McQuaid

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My former flatmate just came back from Climate Camp where he sat around with other hippies and communicated with hand gestures they had learnt from a book. They had special ways of saying hello and I agree and I strongly agree and I strongly disagree which apparently sped the decision making process up, although I suspect it might simply have made them look like the cunts I suspect everyone is that isn’t me.

I’m pretty sure none of them knew as much about history as I do, probably.

I knew that while they were bleating away about the end of the world on Blackheath there was a series of secret caves lying under their sandeled feet. These caverns are called Jack Cade’s caverns. Jack Cade was a revolutionary from a date I cant remember ago who came up from Kent and rattled his sword on the London Stone which is a filthy pebble in Guildhall and said Now London is FREE and fought a massive battle on London Bridge. He’s dead now, they had him hung, drawn and quartered. But before he did the stone knocking business he hid out in these caves outside London where he worshipped Satan although the only people that really think that last bit are internet specials who think the world will end in 2012 with Boris Johnson shitting Tesla lizards out of the Queens Jewish cock.

Anyway, after Jack Cade fucked up, the caves disappeared until they were found by accident and opened them to the public in 1777 and people came from far and wide to see them. Until the stinking gases of an old fashioned world rose up and killed, yes killed, a person. So the caves were closed down again until some Victorian wag decided to stick a bellows in to suck out the shitty air, stick a chandelier up and build a bar in the corner. Then all the Victorians came and danced and for a while it was all good, but then as usually happens it all got A LITTLE OUT OF HAND and tales of morality free wantoness abounded and Victorians who only liked sexy time if it was being done by a wog or a 12 year old boy decided to close down the caves.

And then they were opened for a week in the 1940s when the government thought they might hide people down there from Nazis, but then didn’t.

And that time when they opened them is when they found the devil paintings on the wall, which is why mentalists think Jack Cade worshipped Satan, but about 23 other people could have painted that so I say he didn’t.

And then the caves were finally and properly closed up and know no one knows where they are really although holes open up in Shooters Hill sometimes and if all the Climate Camp people had known about history as well as me they could have started fucking digging and then they could have had an eco cave for themselves to live in.

You can check all this on the internet.


A SINKHOLE IN BLACKHEATH

O/M FILM CLUB : REPO MAN (TV Edit)


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